"

Rachel: do you like salty balls?

Me: i don’t mind them… everything gets salty if you sweat enough.

"

patterns

toridrewsy:

The old spoon on the nose trick.

Lately I’ve been putting lots of things on my dogs head. Or nose. This one takes the cake. What should I do next?

carlitoswy82:

Perez problems

j0hnny-kn0xville:

"I don’t have moments of weakness. I’m Rik Mayall!"

Rest in Peace.

Anonymous asked:
Same dude asking about nudes. I want your pussy on my tongue. Lol

lemme see some tongue pics (: haha

Anonymous asked:
Where do you want me to send it?

tell me who you are, then we can exchange snail mail.

Anonymous asked:
Still didn't get that nude.

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

i have my own vocabulary,

you can call it VOGABULARY !

having a roll face kinda party, calling it Rolie Polie Olie ^ - ^

ilanawexler:

Broad City S01E08 | Ilana looking fly in her tux requested by wewillfloweragain

and since Todd wouldn’t give me my paycheck… giiiirl!

TRIBAL PAINT IS SUPERIOR TO MAKE-UP .

deerestt:

gothingtons:

this was wild from start to finish

a short pictorial novel of heaven

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